People aren’t thrilled with the “Miss Hitler 2018” Beauty Pageant
Russia’s popular Vkontakte social media website has deleted a page promoting an online neo-Nazi Miss
Big, Sexy, Plus Size Content
Big, Sexy, Plus Size Content
Russia’s popular Vkontakte social media website has deleted a page promoting an online neo-Nazi Miss
Cooking meals at home is a must when it comes to saving money. Unfortunately, with
If you google “How to live in NYC on a budget”, you’ll be greeted with
So last night I decided to treat myself to a Chris Brown concert. It was
Don’t be afraid to use Craigslist Craigslist is a great tool for finding housing in
It’s no secret that I’m a huge guy’s guy. I have a natural gift for
So I’m moving to New York City. The city of brotherly love. Tinseltown, USA. The
As we enter the twilight of the summer months, it’s now only a matter of
CC: Submissions@Buzzfeed.com 1. “OMG my blood is literally 90% iced coffee at this point”. “Don’t
Ever since James Gunn’s old pedophile tweets surfaced, there’s been an ongoing debate on whether
Dear all the haters who looked down on me for consistently drinking Four Lokos despite
This dude has to be some type of duke or prince, right? He has
So as you probably know by now, today is my birthday. Crazy to think that
With temperatures soaring to 30C and above, many people have found the weather somewhat of
Everyone knows I’m a man of high fashion. A provocatively sexual being by nature. A
Iowa defensive lineman Brady Reiff was arrested for public intoxication Saturday and didn’t even cause
A Dayton man who called in a bomb threat to an airport so he wouldn’t
So what you’re saying is he’s random? I’m not sure you made that clear enough.
MIAMI (AP) — A homeless Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing
WASHINGTON (WJLA) — The cell phone video shows a ‘Stop and Frisk’ encounter last September
1. The one that goes baddum baddum baddum boom skrrt skrrt bumm bum tick tok
Want to enjoy a meal on us and maybe meet the person of your dreams?
Despite what most might think, I’m actually quite the romantic. I’ll be the first to
A white Memphis woman was fired from her job at an apartment development after she
I know everyone looks at me and probably thinks “wow, that kid has it all,
Drinking is like life, most people besides me suck at it. Being a drinker is
I don’t think I’m alone when I say girls have absolutely abused their privileges when
She gives birth to a baby that you don’t think is yours This is always
You probably know by now that the missed connection page on Craigslist is my favorite
Unless you live under a Dwayne Johnson, you’ve probably noticed immigration is a hot topic
It’s officially intern season (TFATB is always hiring, no pay/benefits), so I think it’s time
With tomorrow being the first day of summer, hot dogs are officially back in season.
A 12-year-old boy from Halifax, Nova Scotia, was so unhappy when his parents served him
President Trump on Monday announced that he was directing the creation of a “Space Force”
It’s almost officially summer, so naturally, it’s time for me to pick a teenage phase
I have a big phat sunburn, and it hurts a lot. I made the mistake
Drake vs. Pusha T, Trump vs. Kim, me vs. Mitch Martinez’s mom. What a week
So I recently wrote a piece about a kid I went to high school went
Summer is all about adventures. Whether it’s late night car rides, bonfires, beach trips, or
As someone who enjoys original, witty, well written content, there’s no better place on the
So the big story recently is how the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the
As much as I hate putting my weaknesses in writing (for obvious reasons), in the
I was sitting on the train the other day, minding my own (very important) business,
Kim Jong-un will cross the military demarcation line separating his country from South Korea—a first
(CNN) A Russian journalist and critic of the Kremlin, reported to have been shot dead
A man with facial tattoos was arrested in Clearwater Beach this weekend after police said
If you look at the internet right now, there’s a 1000% chance you come across
Is it even Memorial Day Weekend if a kid you went to high school with
While in Dallas yesterday (Mr. Worldwide), I decided to check out the 6th Floor Museum,
With my two nights in Denver coming to a close, it’s time for a recap:
When people see airports, they probably see empty, soulless buildings, filled with people who are
After spending two nights in the Pathicccic West Coast, I can only summarize Portland as
Last night on my walk home from my dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings, I passed
After a 6am flight to Minnesota, a two hour layover in St. Paul, and then
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The bad boi’s. The jackhammers. The thiccc
After two nights in the city of brotherly incest, I now find myself concluding my
Meant to publish this last night but I didn’t, so read it like it’s yesterday,
A couple was arrested after authorities in central New York concluded that their son’s cancer
As I’ve probably mentioned (uncomprehendingly mumbled) to you in a bar bathroom at 1am, I’m
So apparently I’m graduating college tomorrow, and I have absolutely zero interest in attending the
An American Airlines passenger found a dead rat in her checked luggage after a trip
I feel like the most prominent issue with veganism is that the dishes are just
I hate a lot of things, but nothing comes close to my hatred of TheOdysseyOnline.com.
When the thought of winning $100,000 came across one Jeopardy contestant‘s mind, he knew exactly
So the Rock had his second kid today (congrats on having sex twice), and I’m
Yesterday was Earth day, and honestly, why? Earth gets a lot of hype these days,
More trouble in paradise (Weymouth) today. This time, a woman caught the absolute hands from
With graduation rapidly approaching, I’ll soon be entering the real world, and should probably start
Yeezy has resurfaced on Twitter, and my goodness that man is back on his bullshit.
It’s Marathon Monday, and as you read this, your first thought is probably, “Tim, why
What. The. Fuck. I was going to try to hold character and talk about how
So I wrote a blog breaking down the Craigslist’s missed connections section, and I thought
So today’s the second day of Zuck getting absolutely grilled by lawmakers in regards to
The ultimate Boston Strong tattoo… pic.twitter.com/E31wWCvIDx — Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) April 9, 2018 I
My breakdown of the first Harry Potter movie got a shit ton of page views,
So I was casually surfing Facebook, creeping on people I haven’t seen in ten years,
So I was out to dinner the other night, and the restaurant I was at
Crystal Gail Amerson, 29, said she woke up around 4 a.m. Sunday with stomach pains
Originally this article was going to be a breakdown of all the bars I’ve been
Easter Sunday might be behind us, but the true egg hunt has just begun. I
So New York Magazine published an article today about a woman talking about how rough
I was bored in class today, so like usual, I wondered over to Craigslist, and
PONCHATOULA, La. — Most couples who host “gender reveal” parties use a cake. Mike Kliebert
Thousands of users on a bestiality website have had their accounts hacked, according to Motherboard.
Today’s finally the day. Mel Gibson’s favorite day of the year, Good Friday. I have
So I’ve been sick as heck the last two days, and in an attempt to
A woman in Mansfield, Ohio, was arrested on Saturday after police say she drunkenly made
Ever since I watched MTV’s Catfish for the first time, I knew it was only
Anyone who knows me knows I spend an excessive amount of time on public transportation.
A Pennsylvania school district has a different solution for tackling intruders: rocks. Buckets full of
A new £8,000 ($11,000) robot called Henry not only boasts ‘superhuman sexual performance’, but he’s
(CNN)Opposition lawmakers set off tear gas canisters in Kosovo’s Parliament chamber on Wednesday in an
Everyone knows that I’m always trying to expand my writing portfolio and internet presence. Sure,
Ever since I was a little boy, I’ve been on a never ending wild goose
Young men who are regularly exposed to lavender or tea tree oil may be at
The secret to clear, glowy skin? It’s inside you. Actually. On Thursday, Page Six reported
Former ESPN President John Skipper said he resigned from his role because of a cocaine
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – Everyone’s heard of medical marijuana, but one Albuquerque woman claims she had
A startup is pitching a mind-uploading service that is “100 percent fatal” Nectome will preserve
MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — A 47-year-old Minneapolis man is accused of urinating into a co-worker’s water
Greece soccer has been suspended after a wild weekend saw a club owner storm the
So the other day I wrote a post about Man being arrested for ding dong ditching
A killer flu pandemic could be poised to sweep the globe “tomorrow,” killing as many
WOODBURN, Ind. (AP) — A Safe Haven Baby Box where mothers can drop off unwanted
So the Oscars took place last night, and I watched absolutely none of it. I
L.L. Bean became the latest retailer to announce that it will no longer sell guns
Auction 🚨!!!!! We’re Giving the highest bidder a chance to take home a piece of
I ventured out to Foxwoods this weekend, and to be honest, it was not what
Police responded to a call about suspicious person who was ringing a doorbell and walking
COBB COUNTY, Ga. – A lost box of ACT tests has forced students at Lassiter
A student is facing life in prison for murdering a man over a WhatsApp argument
As you might have seen on the TFATB Instagram page (follow or I’ll kill myself),
OBERLIN, Louisiana (KSEE) — A student at Oberlin High School in Louisiana was investigated and
Gov. Rauner drinks chocolate milk to demonstrate his commitment to racial diversity: “It’s really, really
Jay-Z had one expensive night out in Manhattan on Sunday, dropping more than $110,000 to
Owning and carrying a firearm is absolutely crucial to American liberty. The founding fathers built
With the Olympics in full swing, I’ve been able to digest most of the events.
San Diego officials have completed an investigation into the near-death of a homeless person who
Happy Valentine’s day everyone, which of course, is a holiday based off St. Valentine,
As many of you are probably aware, there is a growing subculture of flat earth
New York Times: Sam Rose has a son who loves Peter Rabbit, a character from
For me, the return of the Winter Olympics mean one thing, Johnny Weir is back.
I’ll give them a 10 for choreography, and a 4 for the lyrics. Apparently
A blind bisexual goose, who spent years in a love triangle with two swans raising
Doritos has announced that it’s coming out with a “lady-friendly” version of its famous corn
The question “are you on a date that isn’t going well?” seems a bit rhetorical
“Hey Tom, what’s your favorite kiss with your son?” “The next one So Tom Brady
I’ll be honest, I’ve never been too into online dating. Call me old fashioned, but
It turns out Mel Gibson has actually started work on a 14-years-later sequel to The
As per the previous article, I spent most of my morning applying for an exorcism
An Irish Catholic priest and exorcist has requested support from Ireland’s bishops as the number
Everyone knows I’m always looking for opportunities to build up my resume. At this point,
Los Angeles, CA (CBS LA) – A physical education teacher at Carthay Center Elementary School
Boston Globe:A member of the Boston College men’s hockey team is “out indefinitely” after being
So after the conclusion of last night’s NFL conference championships, its now set in stone
Somewhere in the dictionary between the words fashion and function, sits a
With it being mid-January, spring break planning is now fully underway. For people like myself
Sorry I haven’t written anything this morning, I had a death in the family. And
Did I expect to come across my dream job today? Nope, but here I am.
Probably the most brutally funny video I’ve watched in a long time. The Webster’s dictionary
The idea of humans being able to talk to and understand animals may soon become
An incoming missile alert plunged residents of Hawaii into panic on Saturday morning before it
Ikea’s first new ad for 2018 is interactive. The ad, running in Amelia Magazine, one
A Vancouver Island man is concerned about the level of nudity within the change room
A Saudi woman is running a gas station making her the first woman to do
Shockingly, people are mad at Donald Trump again. This time, for not singing along to
Shout out to Four Loko for getting to the point where they’re not even trying
Tallahassee police officers are searching for a man who they say ripped a urinal from
Everyone knows I hate working out. Its seems stupid to me, and as one great
I haven’t been outside in two weeks, but from what I’ve heard, its a bit
I’m going to talk about my favorite snow day activities as a kid, but first
If you follow me on any of my social media, you obviously know I take
Are you someone who’s anti-global warming? Someone who’s concerned for the “well-being of the planet”?
First off, shout out to me for working on Christmas. Everyone knows that every great
Former Massachusetts state senator Brian Joyce was charged this week with accepting over a million
Here’s the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material,
EVANSVILLE, Ind. –Police arrested an Evansville woman for driving while intoxicated after a police officer
In what is believed to be the first study to measure the impact of Uber
Everyone knows I’m not a big video game guy. There’s really no need for me
Youngstown State University student Albert Maruna was caught red-handed and arrested this week after he
The truth is finally out there, after the Pentagon admitted it ran a secret UFO
So all the talk on the news lately is concerning Net Neutrality. I’m not an
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A Missouri woman said a man took out a gun and
I’m done with classes for the semester, so now that I have a dangerous amount
With finals week upon us, I think it’s appropriate for me to put off all
So it seems like Bitcoin is all the hype these days. People are losing their
Unconscious patient with 'do not resuscitate' tattoo causes ethical conundrum at hospital https://t.co/pjjza03jum pic.twitter.com/5LS4sfrSzZ —
One dollar Long Island Iced Teas are landing at Applebee’s as our Neighborhood Drink of
A convicted war criminal has died after he claimed to have drunk poison in a
Say what you want about Netflix, Hulu, and other streaming services bullying traditional cable, but
So NFL wide receiver/bad boy Josh Gordon did another interview, this time with Sports Illustrated,
As you’ve all probably noticed, I haven’t written any posts the last couple of days.
Thanksgiving is a great holiday. I can subtly and slowly blackout in the presence of
Being the food expert I am, I feel inclined to share my rankings when it
President Trump says he plans to announce his decision on importing big game hunting trophies
METAIRIE, La. — Authorities say a woman accused of pepper-spraying patrons at a Chuck E.
Despite not having an actual girlfriend since 7th grade, and also being a little scared
Riding in a flamboyant purple vehicle, Ja Du shows up to a coffee shop to
A private school in Miami, Florida, is offering parents an unusual item: A bulletproof panel
So over the weekend, Our House East, my favorite bar in the world, as well
Exclusive: 5 women tell NYT that Louis C.K. crossed a line into sexual misconduct https://t.co/GYl09W0uW2
At first glance, it may appear more of an anatomical quirk than a harbinger of
With the DNC hacking, rumored collusion with Russia, and the controversial ending to last season’s
So obviously there was another mass shooting this weekend. I’m not going to touch that,
Incredible admission by Josh Gordon. Told GQ he drank or smoked before every game. Did
The white supremacist website the Daily Stormer announced Thursday that Papa John’s pizza is the
Northeastern students eating at the Stetson West Dining Hall were surprised by the sexually explicit
Everyone knows I live and die on public transportation. I’m the face of the orange
Statistics are showing that the sperm count in men from North America, Europe, Australia and
Dan Millworth of Madison Wisconsin won’t be handing out boring old candy this year; no
So there’s a new challenge that’s going around the internet that caught my eye today.
This is why we need a Weymouth John Bat Signal. It’s refreshing to know that
A university has been carrying out bizarre taxpayer-funded experiments where hamsters are injected with cocaine
mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother
Overheard Secret Service on @realDonaldTrump at lunch. He ate rice and 2 pieces of cherry
Usually, when great big corporations muddle in social issues, it can come off as cheesy
US officials say an office supply issue was a major reason the African country of
Turris’s Giovanni Liberti has been banned for five games after urinating at Sarnese fans –
I’ve had a long week. I’m out here trying to build an empire on the
So last night I came home after a long day (left for school at 5am
There’s a new secret club for wealthy investors — and it does not have oak-paneled
A gardener got so fed up with his wife’s nagging he ran away from home
Anyone who knows me knows I’m a hater. I hate giving people credit, and don’t
Although a debated topics in politics, science people say that global warming is real. After
So today I woke up to these emails: I consider myself a level headed person.
As of lately, there has been nonstop media coverage about the tension between the United
Over the weekend, I came across some bad news. My posting for a intern/co-op on
Starting this Sunday, the NFL will be broadening its cancer awareness campaign, no longer using
It’s a sad moment: AIM, AOL’s long-running instant messenger service that was core to many
As the weather gets cooler, the days get shorter, and the leaves change (which I
“Healthcare bout to lose 150 M, Steven Bannon I wish it ain’t have to
Applebee’s® Neighborhood Grill + Bar will be offering $1 margaritas, known fondly as the Dollarita™,
A onetime bank teller in Washington, D.C., stole tens of thousands of dollars from a
Alibaba’s founder surprises thousands by dressing up as Michael Jackson Alibaba’s founder surprises thousands by
As everyone knows by now, I pride myself on being a financial mastermind. Warren Buffet,
I woke up this morning to the news that Hugh Hefner had passed away, proving
A New Castle man forced an 8-year-old girl to drive him around, according to a
For the first time since the mid-1950s, students can buy caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham
For years, groomers have been known to pose as youngsters online in order to gain
Yes, you read that right. TFATB is now entering the Podcast game, as I continue
Like the informed citizen I am, as well as someone who never stops learning, I
Two medical staffers at a military hospital in Florida were barred from caring for patients
Massachusetts State Police said the man they arrested Tuesday was in a hurry to get
As you’ve probably noticed, there’s a low key hurricane outside today. The wind’s blowing more
Her children were the first to catch the runner mid-poop, with her pants around her
The big (I use that term lightly) news this weekend was Clay Travis, a southern
Over the weekend, I came across an article that went viral around Facebook concerning a
Cyberbullying is sort of like AIDS, it’s probably not going away, and gays are the
If you’re one of those tech nerds, you probably came your pants when the new
As someone who’s legally been able to enter bars and buy alcohol for over a
Obviously a big topic of discussion lately is immigration in America, especially concerning our spicy
Among all that’s going on with the whole U.S. vs. North Korea situation, the most
For decades, spying on another team has been as much a part of baseball’s gamesmanship
Although I’m at the top of my game mentally and spiritually, I am man enough
As companies in Wisconsin look to help the victims of Hurricane Harvey, what better donation
In recent years, its seems as if college football has been dominated by the same
In the capitalistic and consumer driven environment that we live in today, it’s easy to
The Marion County Sheriff’s Office says that in the early hours of Saturday, August 26th,
As the season begins to change, and the weather begins to decline with my health,
So since classes don’t start until next week, I’ve been home all day just rotting
These days, everyone has an idea for the next big app. The next Uber, Snapchat,
As your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has probably mentioned, this is my last weekend living in
A Danville, KY, resident visited JACK Casino in Cincinnati Wednesday morning claiming they asked him
Hurricane szn is officially upon us, as Tropical Storm Harvey is about to get it’s
A furious British Airways passenger had to sit on a urine-soaked seat for almost 11
So summer classes are over, and I have two weeks off until the fall semester
Admittedly, I’ve been having a bit of a mid life crisis lately. I know I’m
I don’t know if anyone has noticed this lately, but I keep on coming across
India’s Supreme Court on Tuesday banned a rare form of instant divorce sanctioned in its
So far, today has been sub-par. I’ve been in the library since like 7 am
So apparently this afternoon there’s a big solar eclipse event happening, and everyone is losing
A 25-year-old Orlando man was arrested on DUI charges after he struck 17 parked vehicles
A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of
Most of us are never going to make it to the Olympics. But for fast
Like many white, undeveloped, and shockingly average athletic young boys, I spent my childhood dreaming
So I woke up today, and my twin bed casually turned into a death bed.
It looks like “Saturdays are for the boys” has taken a weird and dark turn
Unless you live in a bomb shelter, you’ve probably heard about the increasing tension between
GLENDALE, AZ – A man was arrested at a Metallica concert in Glendale after it’s
You’ve probably already read the news on Bloomberg or Yahoo finance, but TFATB’s first week
As of lately, Gender Reveal Parties have been all over the internet. If you don’t
Not even a broken-down car could keep a delivery driver from getting pizzas and a
The Chinese embassy in Berlin has warned its nationals to respect local laws after
So Friday afternoon I went golfing for the first time in about three years. I
Talk about peaking in high school. I know I’m getting old, but high school has
Detroit — Half of the eight mayoral hopefuls on Detroit’s primary ballot next week have been
Do you hate starting your day? Do you wake up every morning and consider killing
So I was browsing Craigslist today for various reasons, and came across the opportunity of
The news broke recently that Justin Bieber cancelled the rest of his tour to reconnect
In 2015, MTV tried to jazz up its Video Music Awards by giving the trophy
With great power comes great responsibility. If anyone knows that, it’s Anthony Scaramucci, the new
So if you watch the news like I do (humble brag about watching the news.
So yesterday I was in the waiting room of the DMV to renew my license.
So today I added a couple pages to the TFATB site: A political satire page,
If you know me, you know I’m a sucker for cheap alcohol. I’ve taken countless