Do you hate starting your day? Do you wake up every morning and consider killing yourself? Not anymore. Introducing my new daily email, “Waking up in a Twin Bed”, the email that will make you not want to put a bullet in your head (slogan still in beta, also no guarantees). If you sign up for the list, you’ll get a email from me, every day, with the following:
- A motivational passage from me
- A weather report
- My outfit of the day
- TFATB world news report
- Whatever else I think of
- Probably nudes
It’s every girl’s dream to wake up with my name popping up on their phone, so here’s your chance to live that fantasy. Enter you’re email below, and the daily emails will start being sent out tomorrow. Strap in.