Mom is mad at McDonalds because there was poop in the play place

 A New Hampshire woman is demanding an apology and is raising questions about the cleanliness of a Manchester McDonald’s after her son became covered in human waste in the play pen. Justina Whitmore said that when she let her son play, she knew he may be covered in germs. “Germs yes, poop no,” she said.

She said she never imagined her 5-year-old would emerge from the yellow slide covered in another child’s waste.

“I was still eating and the next thing I knew he came out and just stated there was poop all inside the slide,” she said. “When he came out, he was covered in poop.”

What planet is this lady on? Oh you’re surprised the McDonald’s play place isn’t the cleanest place in the world? Wake up. I love how this lady is sitting on her high horse, talking down about health while feeding her son fast food. You can’t have it both ways. The minute you walk into a McDonalds, you are signing away your right to complain. I think its legally binding.

For me, human feces being in a play place is almost a given. How do you expect kids to eat McDoubles and McNuggets all day and not shit in the ball pit? I’m on red alert for 48 hours after I eat any type of fast food. I’m a walking time bomb. Yea I eat fast food from time to time, but I accept my fate. I live with my consequences. I don’t live my life in fear.

I also put some blame on the kid. I get he’s only 5, but you learn pretty early on in life to not go down the slide after a kid in a diaper. That never ends well. You’re gonna have a bad time. I just hope he doesn’t make the same mistake twice. If I slide in your shit once, shame one you. I slide in your shit twice, shame on me.

Lastly, I’m a huge fan of the kid who pooped on the slide. I’m almost 22 and I still chuckle at the thought of a kid just dropping a care free #2 in the middle of a McDonalds. There are a lot of things you can get away with as a kid that you take for granted, and being able to shit your pants is probably the biggest. Its a very special time in your life when you’re able to poop your pants and it immediately becomes someone else’s problem. There’s just something pure about it. Never grow up. Peter Pan mentality.

So I hope McDonalds flexes its arches on this lady and refuses to apologize. Never apologize for being yourself, and that goes double for fast food chains. You don’t want to play in shit? Stay home and play Xbox. Coward.



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