Is shitting with the door open in a public bathroom an act of terror?

So today after my Elementary Spanish class (I like to take challenging classes), I stopped to go the bathroom. Empty the tank. I chugged a ton of water out of the faucet when I woke up, then crushed an ice coffee at game speed so I was at full capacity. Being hydrated has its downside. Anyway, upon walking into the bathroom, I came upon something that rattled me to my core. I opened the door only to lock eyes with an Asian (not that it matters but it kinda does) kid taking a shit with the stall door wide open. I still don’t know what to make of it. Like I could tell the door was deliberately open because of how unnaturally wide open it was. Its like he was waiting for me. God knows how long he was waiting. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers I guess.

I don’t even know what to write right now. All I know is that this kid needs to be locked up. I can’t be sharing a campus with someone as reckless as this. This is the kid who will eventually do some horrific crime, and everyone looks back like “yea now that I think of it, I can definitely see him doing that”. If you’re capable of doing something like that who knows what the limit is. This man clearly has no regard for human life. I haven’t seen an Asian drop a bomb on American soil like that since Pearl Harbor. This is what we get for Hiroshima. I guess Kim Jong Un isn’t bluffing. “I have long feared that my sins would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could bear.”- Mel Gibson in the Patriot”-Me.

What did I do might you ask? First, I held eye contact for way too long. Not even on purpose. I was just trying to make sense of the situation. It was weirdly romantic. My coping skills were working overtime. I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or just kill myself on the spot. Because make no mistake, I’m that kid’s bitch now. He owns me. He’s my daddy. The minute you make eye contact with a stranger doing that act, there’s no going back. Transgender bathrooms are a big topic in the news right now, but honestly I think we need to put that on the back burner at this point. This is way more important. Let the Shemales pee where they want. I’ll cross swords with Caitlin Jenner any day if it means that what happened to me today will never happen again.

I’m literally writing this five minutes after this happened, so I really don’t know what else to say. Just tell you’re friends in family that you love them I guess. Call your mother. Pray. Lord knows I need it now more than ever. #BostonStrong







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