My official Met Gala Fashion Review

So Sunday night was the Met Gala, and I still don’t really know what it is. I think its just prom for famous people? My invite must have gotten lost in the mail. People always wear ridiculous outfits, but it never really surprises me. Like, oh who would have thought the people with the biggest ego’s in the world would try to make an event all about themselves? Anyway, here are some outfits that really stuck out to me, and my thoughts on them:

Katy Perry 

katy perry

Katy Perry going with the classic, yet timeless, “used tampon” look. You really can’t go wrong with that one. This outfit just screams “fertility”. The designer is apparently Maison Margiela (sounds like a type of tomato sauce) but I have a feeling she’s getting some publicity money from Playtex.

Priyanka Chopa

priyanka Chopra

I’m not sure who she is, but she looks like she’s about to expose herself to some kids on a playground. This outfit is the perfect mix between pedophilia and formal wear. She looks like a bride who’s about to get married but has to pick her husband up from little league practice first.

Helen Lasichanh 

helen Laischanh

Once again, not quite sure who this person is, but it looks like her outfit was inspired by the McRib. I can’t blame her. The McRib is back and she’s just using fashion to express her excitement. I’m Lovin It.

Kendall Jenner

kendall jenner

Kendall Jenner wore a very elegant and risque dress. Must have gotten it from her dad’s closet.

Jaden Smith

jaden smith

Jaden made quite the fashion statement by carrying his hair around in his hand all night. I think I might have to one up him and start carrying around my pubes. That’s high fashion. You wouldn’t understand.

P Diddy


P Diddy wore a cape and I absolutely love it. Nothing gives off more of a bad boy vibe than a cape. Dracula, Professor Snape, P Diddy. All in a league of their own. Also 10/10 pose by Diddy. Sex appeal 101.


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