The definitive ranking of Hot Pockets

Modern medicine, the wheel, Hot Pockets. All brilliant inventions that changed the way that we live our everyday lives. Hot Pockets have changed my life. They have changed the way I consume my food. They have changed my body. They have changed my soul. Without these buttery balls of meat and cheese, I have no clue where I’d be in life (probably in the same place but much healthier and a brighter outlook on life). As a public service, I have ranked my top 4 hot pocket flavors. Here it is, the list you never knew you needed:

4. Meatball and Mozzarella

A classic Italian dish. Something you gotta go off the menu for at your favorite North End restaurant. The fresh mozzarella compliments the hand rolled meatballs in an intriguing, yet tasteful way, that leaves you satisfied, yet lusting for more.  The buttery garlic seasoned crust comes from the yeast of the finest crops, and it shows. Its quality you pay for, but definitely worth it.

3. Pepperoni Pizza

Pepperoni pizza is my all time favorite normal food. Its been that way since day 1. The only issue was that I could never fully enjoy it on the go. It couldn’t keep up with my active lifestyle. With my shoot first ask questions later mindset. With my life on the run mentality. That all changed with the pepperoni pizza hot pocket. My world was flipped. Left became right. The sky was green. I was now able to eat my beloved pepperoni pizza while never stopping not stopping. For that it gets #3.

2. Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Everything I said above but with sausage. Love a good sausage. #Protein

1.  Four Meat and Four Cheese Pizza

Hot Pockets have always pushed the status quo. They aren’t afraid to innovate. Go against the grain. When you run a company like that you get results. You get greatness. You move the human race forward. You get Four Meat and Four Cheese Pizza flavored Hot Pockets. Hot Pocket took society’s rule book and poured meat and cheese all over it with this one. And for that, it gets the top spot.

*If anyone from Hot Pocket is reading this, I am running low on Hot Pockets and could use some help. Please see above for flavor preferences.

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