What drug should I do?

I’m not a drug guy. Never been. I get high off of trying my hardest and trying to be the best version of myself everyday. That being said, I think I have to get in the drug game. I feel like I’m missing out. There has to be something good to it. Look at the crack heads walking around Mass Ave. They don’t answer to anyone. A lot of people dream about being entrepreneurs and working for themselves.  Well guess what. The crack head you just walked by is living your dream. He’s up selling his teeth for heroin, bag-piping a guy for meth. You know, businessman stuff. Just your typical start-up culture. I want in. Get me in on the ground floor. I’m trying to get equity in the drug scene. The only issue is I’m not sure what to do. I did some research, and cut down my potential drugs to a handful.

Crack Cocaine

Crack causes a short-lived, intense high that is immediately followed by the opposite—intense depression, edginess and a craving for more of the drug. People who use it often don’t eat or sleep properly. They can experience greatly increased heart rate, muscle spasms and convulsions. The drug can make people feel paranoid,1 angry, hostile and anxious—even when they aren’t high.

Sign me up. I love living on the edge, and it looks like crack cocaine will do just that for me. Never knowing when the next time I will eat or sleep seems like just the rush I need to spice up my life. I also did some research on some notable crack users, and it looks like company that I would enjoy. DMX, Amy Whinehouse, Lamar Odom, just a good group of people.

Cough syrup/Lean
Dirty Sprite, drank or lean; it’s all referring to the codeine-promethazine blend that is the main ingredient in the deadly drink that has been made popular in Hip Hop culture. Allegedly finding its origins in Texas, “lean” or “sizzurp” can create euphoric effects in its user, however, it is mostly known for its dangerous effects including death among those who are chronic users. Similar to Heroin, Morphine, Oxycontin or Vicodin, a lean drinker has the same withdrawal symptoms as addicts of the aforementioned.

No downsides to this one. Chop and screw me up, homie. I’m a big fan of hip-hop music, but have always felt a bit disconnected to the culture. Now all I need is some Styrofoam cups and my grandmother cough medicine and can head right down to Houstalantavegas. I will be “on one”.  (RIP Pimp C)


The most powerful drug of them all, am I right?



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